77+ Shopping Captions for Instagram

1. Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect, please. 🎨🙏
2. Shopping at Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time. 💸🤑
3. Online shopping makes everything so much easier – it’s a bad habit of mine. 📦🛍️
4. When the going gets tough, the touch goes shopping. 💪🛒
5. If a girl is shopping she’s trendy if a boy is shopping he’s wasting money. 👗💸
6. Shopping is always a good idea. 🛍️👍
7. Shopping is an art. Respect my art, please. 🎨👏
8. It’s the shop o’clock somewhere! ⏰🛍️
9. I’m sorry for what I wore when it was cold. 🧥❄️
10. Retail therapy is my kind of therapy. 🛍️💆‍♀️

    

Online Shopping Captions for Instagram

1. I’m not addicted to online shopping, I’m just committed to it. 🛍️😎
2. Online shopping is the closest thing to magic that we have. ✨📦
3. I always have a full cart, but never any money. 🛒💸
4. I don’t always online shop, but when I do, I prefer to do it in bed. 🛏️📱
5. Shopping online is like being a kid in a candy store, but with more credit card debt. 🍬💳
6. There’s nothing like the instant gratification of an online shopping spree. 📦💥
7. Online shopping: because it’s too hard to put on pants and go to a store. 🩳🚪
8. Online shopping has made me the ultimate multitasker. 🔄💻
9. I could stop online shopping anytime I want… I just don’t want to. 😏🛍️
10. Who needs therapy when you have online shopping? 🛒🧘
11. My therapist says to stop online shopping, but my credit card says otherwise. 💳🙈
12. Online shopping is my self-care. 💆‍♀️📦
13. Online shopping is the best thing to happen to introverts since the internet. 🌐🤫
14. Online shopping is the lazy girl’s dream come true. 😴👗
15. My favorite place to shop? My couch. 🛋️🛒
16. Shopping till I drop (or until my wallet says stop). 💳😩
17. I could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter. 😎🛍️
18. Shopping is my cardio. 🏃‍♀️🛒
19. Feeling fabulous and fashionable thanks to some retail therapy. 😍👠
20. Adding some new pieces to my wardrobe with a little shopping. 🛍️👚
21. Shopping is my way of supporting small businesses. 🛍️🤝
22. Finding the perfect pieces for my wardrobe on a shopping adventure. 🧥🗺️
23. Retail therapy: because it’s cheaper than a psychiatrist. 🛍️🧠
24. My wardrobe is full, but my heart says “keep shopping.” 👗💖
25. Shopping online feels like Christmas every day. 🎄📦
26. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy things, and that’s kind of the same. 😄👜
27. My superpower? Finding the best deals online. 🦸‍♀️💻
28. Online shopping is the best way for window shopping 👜
29. Online shopping: the one thing I’m good at. 🛍️🎯
30. My online shopping addiction is all fun and games until the bill comes. 💳😬

Caption for Grocery Shopping​

1. When life gives you lemons, make a grocery list and go shopping. 🍋📝
2. I have a love-hate relationship with grocery shopping. Mostly love. ❤️🛒
3. Grocery shopping: the ultimate adulting challenge. 🧑‍🍳💪
4. I never feel more accomplished than when I leave the grocery store with everything on my list. 🏆🛍️
5. Grocery shopping is a reminder that I have to cook for myself… again. 🍽️😅
6. The grocery store is where dreams become meals. 🍽️✨
7. I love grocery shopping, but I hate putting the groceries away. 🥴📦
8. Grocery shopping is an adventure… sometimes a scary one. 🌪️👻
9. I may not have my life together, but at least I have my grocery list. 📋😂
10. Grocery shopping is a chance to practice my Tetris skills. 🕹️🧩
11. The grocery store: where you can buy food and your entire week’s paycheck in one trip. 💸🛒
12. Work hard in SILENCE, let your SHOPPING make the noise. 🤫🛍️
13. The best relationships are when you both want to make each other happy – you buy the groceries, I do the dishes. 💑🍽️
14. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. 🛍️😄
15. Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It’s like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort. 🥊😳
16. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 🛒😊
17. Don’t pretend like you don’t do this. 😉🤭
18. Grocery shopping is like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, I find snacks. 🍫🛒
19. Every time I go grocery shopping, I feel like a master chef planning my next big feast. 👩‍🍳🍽️
20. Just me, my grocery list, and a whole lot of self-control… or not! 😂🛍️

Funny Shopping Captions for Instagram

1. I followed my heart, and it led me to the grocery store. ❤️🛒
2. Shopping is my cardio, and I’m in great shape! 💪🛍️
3. Who needs therapy when you can just go shopping? 🛍️😂
4. I don’t need a reason to shop; I just need a sale! 💸😄
5. Shopping rule: If it doesn’t fit, just buy a bigger closet! 👗🛍️
6. My favorite exercise? Running out of money while shopping! 🏃‍♀️💸
7. Shopping: because adulting is hard, and I need ice cream. 🍦🛒
8. I told myself I should stop shopping, but I didn’t listen. 🤷‍♀️🛍️
9. I’m on a shopping diet, but I keep getting hungry for deals! 🍕💰
10. I have a shopping addiction, and I’m not ashamed. Except when I have to pay the credit card bill. 😅💳
11. Retail therapy: because adulting is hard. 🛍️😩
12. Shopping: where impulse control goes to die. 😂💔
13. Treat yo’ self (because no one else will). 🎉💁‍♀️
14. Currently pretending I don’t have a shopping problem. 🙈🛒
15. Shop ’til you drop (or your wallet does). 💸😅
16. When in doubt, add to cart. 🛒🤔
17. My wallet hates me, but my closet loves me. 👗❤️
18. Shopping spree: because stress relief is expensive. 🛍️💰
19. Buy now, regret later (maybe). 🤷‍♀️💳
20. Shopping: the only exercise I get. 🏃‍♀️🛍️